Senior Student(SS): Give me your money ( choking the junior)

Junior Student(JS): Here, (grab a pistol from his bag)

SS: Whoa!!! sorry man don’t mean to piss you ( Then he run and call a police)

SJ: Yeah, Run!!! (laughing)

Police: This is the police drop your weapon!!!

SJ: Never!!!!!

Police: don’t shoot boy

SJ: yes I will (shoots)

Police: What we’ve been fooled?? it is just a water gun!!!

SJ: hahahahahahahahaha

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Why does Germany wear green? The Ireland myth and the truth.

After dropping a few hints over the past few months, Adidas released the new Germany away kit that will be used throughout EURO 2012. It’s green. Really, really green. Like you, we’ve seen a German flag before and could not find a trace of green on it. So where does this green come from? Well, there’s a popular myth and then there’s the truth.

The myth is that the roots of green lie in post-World War II Germany. Many believe Ireland were the first team willing to play against Germany after the war ended, and so the Germans remembered the gesture by donning Ireland’s traditional green kits.

The truth is, however, that the green does not have anything to do with Ireland. Actually, the first team to play Germany after the war was Switzerland. As for the green and white combo? Well, it wasn’t purely motivated by aesthetics. The colors are derived from the DFB (German football federation) logo, which was designed using green and white, the colors that make up a football pitch. So Ireland, you’re still great, but you’re not responsible for the creation of these awesome green kits.

This week has up and downs. I’m a little disappointed at liverpool game yesterday versus Manchester United.  But today I’m having a great day. Going to Church praise God and hang out with my fam and friends. Today I learn about kindness of giving. Honestly I hate to wrote a long story so I make a short one. On 6 Februari and 11 feb I practicing choir and get an annoncement that my school choir is going to Spain or Phuket. This is what i’m expecting goin International bit I’m not expecting much. 

On tuesday I have a mandarin lesson which I do not understand. That is my week how about you?? GBU

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By Amy Eustace

There came a point at the beginning of last year when you simply knew it was coming.  Perhaps it was the infamous Roy Hodgson face rub – a sure sign that man had reached his last bastion of pure desperation – the previous December, or the penalty that Steven Gerrard sent soaring uncharacteristically over the bar against Blackburn the same month. We all sensed Roy Hodgson was a dead man walking, and the Kop didn’t need to chant “Hodgson out!” to stress the point.

More cruelly, they sang the name of another; a player whose sublime touch and silky footwork had led the Kop in song throughout the 1980s and a manager whose reign at the club had been the very antithesis of Liverpool’s past decade or two. Bountiful where the nineties and noughties had been barren, magical where the club had since been miserable - fans who had long forgotten how dominance felt craved a return to his tenure. Kenny Dalglish’s was a name synonymous with success in Liverpool. Roy Hodgson’s had become a buzz word for failure.

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By Darshan Joshi

One week, two alleged stamps. Both assailants bad-boys of their clubs’ cities, further apart in distance than footballing heritage and seemingly now closer yet in terms of notoriety. One incident exponentially more temerarious than the other, and thus rightly so – relatively speaking –, one man went unpunished, and the other supplied with a four-match decapitation. Only, if just one of the two crime scenes were to be punished retrospectively, it was the wrong one left exonerated.

Mario Balotelli may cast more than an envious gaze at the Spanish footballing authorities, much as the English do those shores with an understandable predilection for sunnier days on a golden beach. The decision to deplete Pepe of a suspension for an ostentatious trampling on the hand of Lionel Messi was absurd. Perhaps the powers-that-be took into account, unfairly, Messi’s status as The Second Coming of Diego Maradona – karmic law suggests an equal and opposite reaction to every action – and Pepe was thus the purveyor of retrospective punishment too, of a sort. Only, Messi isn’t Maradona, and so his Hand isn’t exactly His Hand.

 

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Woohoo Thank God Liverpool go to final of carling cup. Liverpool going to face Cardiff City at Carling Cup final. For the Liverpool fans pray so Liverpool won the Carling Cup.

Today is chinese new year so, Gong Xi Fa Cai to my friends that celebrating. Today is holiday but I’m stuck at my bedroom studying Physics. But at the afternoon I visting my cousin’s Apartement.  But when I came in my Cousin are playing PS 3 and losing the game which is very funny and fun to watch him losing.

Then I bought a DVD at the mall, My little bro bought an X-BOX 360 game. before that we take a dinner.

The movie that I’m waiting for The Avengers. 

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Happy Sunday all!! another dissapointing play  by liverpool to gain 3 pons from their recent play against bolton. I’m a Liverpool fan so I’m really dissapoint Liverpool recent playing. The defenders and strikers aren’t doing verry well. I think liverpool have to buy more strikers just in case if suarez get injured or suspended.

But Cheer up for Liverpool fans!! keep suporting Liverpool and pray for the best. I hope Liverpool get to the top 4 onn the Priemer League..